Hello Tumblr. Before I proceed to bombard you with my scatter brained thoughts throughout the day, details about how whipped cream and water balloons in the midst of winter elude to the wildest fun a triangle of friends could have, make believe fantasies, lists of foods that cure my “dramatic”-ly-over-exaggerated-teenage-depression, the dreams I have during my Contemporary Issues class, that damn fire alarm continuously interrupting me from introducing myself to you, and my most blunt and upfront thoughts about you, Tumblr, I would just like to prepare you for the girl you are about to meet. You know that when there are too many words to describe yourself, but too few words to get the meaning of “just ME” across, that there will be a lot to be taken in. Well, Tumblr account, you are my catalyst to doing such a thing; I would now like to present to you a girl who is too many words to describe, yet too few words to being just “herself”. I am Ashley.